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spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"
pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

kazi-is-amazing:

tHAT WAS SO CUTE??? ????????

enemaroberts:


burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

turndusttogold:

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

I can’t even do that

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

no-social-life-needed:

My whole life has been a lie

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

onyxtriskelion:

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

hey at least you got a different computer